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Taross Blackburn

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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2008, 11:04:16 am »

[20:34] <+Wirrit> Moral: The snide shall inherit the paperwork, and lo: It shall bury them and their kin unto the 7th generation...
[20:35] <+Relapse> And there was much pain and suffering and nashing of teeth as once again uppermanagement required a rewrite of section 7-G.
[20:39] <@Gorbash_Kazdar> The Demon of Triplicate forms had once more laid its foul hand upon the world, which had not at that time been blessed with carbon paper.
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2008, 11:04:44 am »

Guess it's just a really quotable conversation today...

[17:11] < Gorbash_Kazdar > most crippled warriors choose to be left to die by the tribe than be a burden
[17:11] < Forsyth > Somebody should introduce the Orcs to the concept of prosthetics.
[17:12] < Gorbash_Kazdar > Can one ride with these pro-sth-etics?
[17:12] < Forsyth > If you got Cale or somebody to make them for you, you could probably shoot lasers from them or something.
[17:12] < Forsyth > "Orcs with frickin laser beams on their heads!" *duck*
[17:13] * Wargolem|Security bites his own pinky and pets Purity

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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2008, 11:05:05 am »

[03:23] <+Wargolem|Security> (sings) well he's just a regular orc, with a regular Grar, you're average green, servant of a dark god, he likes moshing, and e-mail, and tomes of ancient lore
[03:23] <+Wargolem|Security> he's got a really big axe, and a companion named Grar
[03:23] <+Wargolem|Security> but sometimes that just ain't enough to keep and orc like him interested
[03:24] <+Wargolem|Security> oh no, no way, uh-uh
[03:25] <+Wargolem|Security> not he's gotta go out and wreck shop, at some human's expense
[03:25] <+Wargolem|Security> oh no, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
[03:26] <+Wargolem|Security> he kills really fast, thinks dungeons are lame, adventuring parties, drive him insane
[03:27] <+Wargolem|Security> he's a mean orc, e-orc, e-orc e-orc e-orc
[03:27] <+Wargolem|Security> he's a mean orc, e-orc, e-orc e-orc e-orc
[03:27] <+Wargolem|Security> he a big fugging mean orc
[03:27] <+Wargolem|Security> sometimes guards pies in 10x10 spaces
[03:28] <+Wargolem|Security> while killing whole parties with bestial graces
[03:28] <+Wargolem|Security> he's a mean orc, e-orc, e-orc e-orc e-orc
[03:28] <+Wargolem|Security> he's a mean orc, e-orc, e-orc e-orc e-orc
[03:28] <+Wargolem|Security> he a big fugging mean orc
[03:28] <+Wargolem|Security> maybe I shouldn't be singing this song, raiding ransacking, and carrying on
[03:29] <+Wargolem|Security> maybe I right when I'm practicing wrong
[03:29] <+Wargolem|Security> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... NAH!!!!
[03:29] <+Wargolem|Security> (repeat chorus)
[03:29] <+Wargolem|Security> he's a mean orc, and he's proud of it
[03:31] <@Gorbash_Kazdar> damn straight
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2008, 11:06:39 am »

[ 19:08] < +Forsyth> Forsyth would just dodge the fusion reactor breach 
[ 19:08] < +Forsyth> "You what?" "I dodge. I rolled a 20."
[ 19:09] < +Relapse> Heh, now I have a mental image of someone matrix-style dodging protons and electrons...
[ 19:09] < +Guardian-Matrix> "Sorry, that just means you saved for half damage" *poof*
[ 19:09] < @DJ_Varakyn> "save for half damage." "what's full damage?" "500d100+1000" ::throws dice at GM::
[ 19:10] * +Guardian-Matrix does some Matrix-style dodging of dice... and fails, "Oo! Ow! It hurts and stings!"
[ 19:10] < +Relapse> Hah, Evasion feat, half damage = no damage. *Gm flips table onto player*
[ 19:10] < +Forsyth> "You can't dodge that." "Can too. I have uncanny dodge, 10 ranks in tumble, five in jump, and boots of speed."
[ 19:10] < +Forsyth> "Oh, and Evasion."
[ 19:11] < @DJ_Varakyn> "I can dodge ANYTHING."
[ 19:11] < +Guardian-Matrix> "Oh, you and you weren't aware of the blast, so not only can you not evade, you loose your AC bonus from Dex."
[ 19:12] < +Forsyth> Hmm. Uncanny dodge is can't be flanked, I think. Maybe can't be caught flat footed.
[ 19:12] * +Feina has no feats
[ 19:13] * +Relapse points at the end of Feina's ankles "What are those then?"
[ 19:13] < +Forsyth> "Fine. You dodge the plasma jet from the fusion reactor. It cuts out the support beams for the building, and it falls on you."
[ 19:13] * +Feina looks down "Foots"
[ 19:15] < +Relapse> "Plasma jet hits planet's core. Roll dodge for the planet itself." "I succeed!" "Cool! you're in the vacuum of space you die." "..... you suck GM."
[ 19:17] < +Guardian-Matrix> Clean-up Crew coming to inspect the wreckage after the blast: "Hey Paul, come check this stiff out. Paul: "Amazing. Not a burn mark on him anywhere, just a shoe-shaped dent in his forehead that says "GM Fiat"."
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2008, 11:08:18 am »

Wargolem|Security> using a singularity to clean oneself seems a bit excessive
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2008, 11:08:32 am »

Why am I up so frikkin early???
* WizzardTim considers making Hero files in Freedom Force for all the people on GamingGuardians...
Wargolem|Security> sounds like a lot of work
WizzardTim> Nah...
WizzardTim> I like making hero files...
Wargolem|Security> in that case...
WizzardTim> Only problem is meshes and skins...
WizzardTim> I can kinda do meshes... but... wait a tick... Guardian Matrix does modeling...
Wargolem|Security> she sure does
WizzardTim> I can kinda do skins, actually. I can't do meshes (models) at all.
Helix> Pretty impressive modelling, too.
WizzardTim> Yup.
* Wargolem|Security really liked her fall spread in the Spiegel catalog
WizzardTim> Lol...
* Wargolem|Security is really waiting for her to unveil "Magnum"
WizzardTim> ...
WizzardTim> Right...

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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2008, 11:08:48 am »

* Wirrit pokes a random person with the Pikachu.
* Indigo is poked with a pikachu.
< Indigo> ???
* Drew- ponders shooting the Pikachu out of the giant slingshot agian
< Indigo> At least it wasn't a Constachu...
< CaleArin> ??
< Indigo> Constachu. The Constipated Pikachu. 3rd party relative of the Pikachu.
< Wirrit> *facepalm* ...Pokachu? *flees*
< CaleArin> ik...
< Drew-> uh...
* Indigo is suddenly tempted to throw Pokeballs at Tarlin.
< Indigo> *snicker*
< Relapse> Polkachu?
< CaleArin> ...
* Relapse gets a piano accordian from the Cupboard and starts playing Oompa music
< Indigo> Hehehe.
* CaleArin imagines drunken pikachus in liederhosen...
< CaleArin> arg...
< Indigo> oi...
< Relapse> heheh
< Indigo> BMI.
< CaleArin> yup
< Relapse> Pika-ski!
< CaleArin> Pikavych
< Relapse> Piktoberfest?
< Relapse> Pikachu drunken slap dancing. Slap*ZAT* slap*ZAT* *brawl*
* Wirrit gets this sudden image of pikathulu...
< Relapse> I've got the pokethulu rules around here somewhere.
< Relapse> Just be thankful none of us have to jaunt there.
< Drew-> http://web.archive.org/web/20060922075628/http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=184
< Indigo> *That being said, the alarm goes off...*
* Relapse destroys the alarm with a well placed energy shuriken blast.
* CaleArin shoots the alarm
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2008, 11:09:06 am »

* Tizak reaches around for coffee
* CaleArin pushes coffee in Tizak's direction
< Tizak> The coffee goes in his hand..
< CaleArin> "We've replaced Tizak's usual coffee with Folgiers Hydrochloric Acid Roast. Let's see if he noticed!"
< Tizak> *sip*
< Indigo> ((LOL!!!))
< Tizak> *spits it on cale*
< Tizak> Freaking decaf.
< CaleArin> lol
< Indigo> *snrk!*
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2008, 11:09:37 am »

I've done some editing out of unnessary lines, and some spell checking (but not a whole lot) so it isn't the origanal. Still, I think it is enjoyable...
SO ENJOY ALREADY!
* Lans turns denzine into a bunny
* Denzine hops away with the camera
Lans> a chibi bunny at that
Kyn> chibi is evil
* Denzine is now known as ChibiBunnyDennzin
* ChibiBunnyDennzin is now known as ChibiBunnyDenzine
* KFAFK is now known as Killfrenzy
* Blade_White pulls out her 38. revoler. "Time to go hunting."
* Ryan_Galen wonders how many levels of insanity other then all this will be born tonight.
* DanH-PG laughs at CBD
* ChibiBunnyDenzine hides under the Couch
* Varakyn imagines many more
* Killfrenzy chibifies and performs the Weapon of Choice, then un-chibifies.
* Blade_White fires a hollow point through the couch*
* ChibiBunnyDenzine watches the hollow-point stop against the Couch's impenetrable fibers.
Varakyn> yeah, the Couch is indestructable, Blade_White
* Blade_White looks at the couch. "I want one of those couchs"
* ChibiBunnyDenzine squeals with laughter
Varakyn> which is why so many people hide behind/under it
Wirrit_Montaine> ...<_< I think we surprised Killy a mite with the bunny thing.
Varakyn> lol... indeed
* Blade_White shrugs and moves the couch.
* ChibiBunnyDenzine hops up on Blade_White's shoulder.
* Ryan_Galen winces as he sense as his player failing to suppress an impulse. He disappears in a cloud of smoke to be replaced by...
* Blade_White takes the camera
* Ryan_Galen is now known as RyanTheCarrot
Varakyn> i HATE it when a commercial has an alarm clock in it
* ShadowWolf_ has joined #GamingGuardians
* Indigo sets mode: +v ShadowWolf_
* Blade_White gives the camera to shadow
* RyanTheCarrot starts hopping away from CBD.
* ShadowWolf_ takes the camera and eats it.
* Lans turns tizak back into a cupcake with extra frosting and sprinkles
* ChibiBunnyDenzine is glad he downloaded the data from the camera to his portable laptop.
* ShadowWolf_ steps on the laptop by misstake
ShadowWolf_> Um oops
* Forsyth has joined #gamingguardians
* Indigo sets mode: +v Forsyth
Varakyn> *WB(Forsyth)WB* - < Forsyth > "Orcs with frickin laser beams on their heads!"
* ChibiBunnyDenzine notes that that was non-chibi Denzine's laptop.
* DanH-PG jumps up into the rafters and goes to sleep
Forsyth> 'evenin folks
* ChibiBunnyDenzine pulls his laptop out of Hammerspace, then puts it back in just as quickly.
ChibiBunnyDenzine> ^.^
* ShadowWolf_ walks up a wall using his claws
* ChibiBunnyDenzine huggles Blade_White's neck
* Lans prods forsyth with a fish
Forsyth> Chibi laptops? Hmm, so, somebody got a Mac? 
* Forsyth slaps Lans around a bit with a large trout
* Lans eats the large trout
* Blade_White stuffs the bunny into Hammerspace
Blade_White> Be Free!
Forsyth> Hrm. my web browser won't load yahoo mail or the forums.
* ChibiBunnyDenzine notes that no non-chibi has access to Hammerspace
* Blade_White is half chibi
* ChibiBunnyDenzine huggles Blade_White's neck some more, making cute squaky noises
* Forsyth pokes the bunny from Hammerspace
ChibiBunnyDenzine> ((squeeky*))
* Blade_White wanders through a random portal
* RyanTheCarrot sighs as his player realizes that CBD isn't interested in eating a carrot while there are people around to annoy. Another cloud of smoke and...
* RyanTheCarrot is now known as Ryan_Galen
* Blade_White Gets turned into a ChibiMouse
* Lans prods ryan with a piece of cheese
* Blade_White is now known as ChibiMouseBlade
* Ryan_Galen looks at Lan. "Whats with the cheese?"
* ChibiMouseBlade squaks at Denzine
* Lans shrugs then continues to stab ryan with a pig
* ShadowWolf_ eats the cheese and the pig
* ChibiBunnyDenzine giggles and guggles ChibiMouseBlade, whispers into her ear "We can take ovew the Wowrld!"
ChibiBunnyDenzine> ((**huggles))
* ChibiMouseBlade squeeks loudly
* Lans turns ryan into a cookie
* ShadowWolf_ tries to eat the cookie but find it invincable.
* Ryan_Galen sighs as he is enveloped in a cloud of some. It's going to be a long night.
* Ryan_Galen is now known as RyanCookie
* Lans attacks the cookie with his sword
* ShadowWolf_ dives out of the way of the sword
Forsyth> Kill him, cookie!
* RyanCookie is thankful food items lack one ability he still has. The ability to RUN AWAY!
Forsyth> Bite his bloody kneecaps off!
* Drew-AFK is now known as Drew-
RyanCookie> With what? My sprinkles?
ChibiBunnyDenzine> "Wisten! We cawn take da Nown-Chibi! We wust Firwst get sowm weaponwy!"
Forsyth> Crumble him to death!
Indigo> Sprinkle-Shot!
* Indigo is now known as Attrition
* Lans chases the cookie slashing at it as he goes
* DanH-PG has joined #GamingGuardians
* CaleArin|Away sets mode: +v DanH-PG
* Wirrit_Montaine considers chibifying... decides against it.
* Forsyth chibifies the cookie
* ChibiBunnyDenzine jumps onto Wirrit's shoulder. "CHIBIFWY!!!"
* Drew- is going to stay away from the Chibi
* Wirrit_Montaine smacks the chibibunny away. "BACK FOUL CREATURE!"
* Relapse tries pouring some milk over the cookie.
* RyanCookie tries defending himself by releasing a cloud of ranbow colored cookies to act as a smoke screen.
ChibiBunnyDenzine> "Owwwww! @.@!"
* Lans is blinded by the cookies
* ChibiBunnyDenzine jumps back onto Wirrit's shoulder. "Cowm own, Wiwwit! We need yoo!"
Relapse> Woah, trippy cookie.
* RyanCookie then winces as he is transformed again. (Thanks Forsyth  )
* Forsyth snipes ChibiBunnyDenzine with a rocket launcher
* Wirrit_Montaine baps the bunny away again, and runs to hide behind Dw-- Drew.
* RyanCookie is now known as ChibiCookieRyan
* DanH-PG hates his crapy modem
* Drew- ponders shooting lots of chibis
* Lans attacks the chibi cookie with sword
* ChibiMouseBlade hides in a chibi mouse hole
* DanH-PG is now known as Demontec
* ChibiCookieRyan takes advantage of the smaller size to roll himself right between Lan's feet to avoid the attack.
* Lans follows the cookie slashing
ChibiBunnyDenzine> "Owww.....ies! @.@! >< ! ^.^!!!" *hops back on Wirrit's shoulder* "PWeeeeeeeeese?"
* Lans stops and stabs da chibi bunny for good measure
Wirrit_Montaine> ".....No."
* Drew- beings to shoot chibis
Drew-> Stupid lil`no good
Attrition> ...
* ChibiMouseBlade bites the end off of Drew's gun. "Needs salt!"
Attrition> For a moment there, I thought that said, "* Drew- begins to snort chibis"
* ChibiCookieRyan rolls like crazy, wondering how is he going to get away now that he has an even smaller surface to roll on.
ChibiBunnyDenzine> "Awww.... But it'wl be Fun!"
Drew-> Die chibi die!
Wirrit_Montaine> ".....No."
* Drew- blasts the bunny chibi
* Demontec jumps back up into the rafters and watches the mayhem
* ChibiCookieRyan is now dodging bullets. And to think, he was transformed by other people.
* Forsyth grabs the ChibiDenzie and shoves him in a bucket of banannas
* ChibiMouseBlade gives the room the Chibi puppy eye look
* Drew- fires upon the chibis, one and all
ChibiBunnyDenzine> "Ooh! Bananows!" *eats the bananas*
Forsyth> Bullets don't hurt chibis
Drew-> What does?
* Forsyth ties a bunch of balloons to the bucket and puts it outside, then lets go.
* Tizak get his golf clubs
Kyn> gibbons
Relapse> Hammers from hammerspace wielded by women stun them for a while.
ChibiCookieRyan> Small children with glasses of milk in my case. Don't know about the cute animals.
Drew-> not much of a solution
* Lans laughs at tizak because he turned tizak back into a cupcake with extra frosting and sprinkles while tizak wasnt looking
* ShadowWolf_ gets knock lose from the wall
* ShadowWolf_ lands with a thud next to drew
* Forsyth turns Lans into a soft, slightly brown tomato
* Tizak takes his -51 wood and bats Lans
* Drew- goes and gets his reality canon
* Relapse walks into the Cupboard to wait out the transformerisering.
* ChibiMouseBlade is now known as Blade_White
Drew-> Ah.. here we are
Blade_White> What the...?
Kyn> lots of gibbons
Lans> there is no lans only zuul
* ChibiCookieRyan notice the cannon, and hopes that it hits before he's a sword cabob.
* Drew- blasts the channel with his reality restoration cannon
* Lans is normalized
* Forsyth shoves Lans/Zuul into a fridge and padlocks the door
Kyn> quick, cross the streams~!
* ChibiCookieRyan is now known as CatRyan
* Wirrit_Montaine is turned into the most normal person in the room. Lets see how long this lasts... ^_^
* ChibiBunnyDenzine is now known as Denzine
* CatRyan blinks. Apparently the reality cannon isn't furry friendly.
* Lans prods the pad lock with sword
* Denzine 's large weight causes the bucket to fall to the ground. Hard. Unfortunately.
* Drew- twicks the cannon some then blast CatRyan with it
* CatRyan is now known as Ryan_Galen
Forsyth> Bake a what?
Kyn> pie
* Wirrit_Montaine covers her eyes in advance.
* Denzine takes pre-emptive pictures
Denzine> *click click click*
* Drew- places his cannon back into hammerspace for safe keeping
* Ryan_Galen sighs. "Can we not go through THAT again? Ever."
* Forsyth puts whipped cream in a pie tin and smushes it in kyn's face. "Pie."
* Ryan_Galen decides to get some revenge planned on Lans and Forsyth. He walks into the kitchen and out of sight.
* Ryan_Galen wheels in a large, six layer cake right next to Forsyth. Turning about, he runs like heck out of the chat as fast as he can.
* Ryan_Galen is now known as Cake
* Attrition kicks the Cake down a stairwell.
* Cake seems to be pretty firmly attached to the ground by... something.
* Forsyth pokes the cake with a stick
* Cake doesn't seem to like being poked. The tentacle that shots out and tries to grab Forsyth should be a dead give away of this fact.
* Forsyth gets grabbed, but pulls out his shoulder mounted mini-railgun and blasts the cake. "Take THAT, Astral Surprise!"
* Cake apparently doesn't like bullet either, as seen by the fact that it is now lifting Forsyth into the air. But while the cake is repairing itself as it is damaged, it doesn't seem built to take the blast from a railgun so it is slow work.
* Forsyth pulls out and tosses an eggshell full of pepper into the gaping hole in the cake
* Cake is now seasoned. To bad it lacks a nose and tongue. But it doesn't lack a mouth, as seen by the one opening up on the top of the cake.
* Forsyth pulls an anvil out of Anvilspace and drops it on the cake's mouth. W00t
* Cake believe it or not, the cake simply swallow the anvil. Try one size up next time. And you will have to since you are now right above it. Opening it's mouth wide, the cake begins to... sing?
Cake> %The hills are alive//with sound of music//a song they have sung//for a million years...%
* Forsyth pulls giant speakers out of the portable hole and hangs them from the tentacle, pointing downward. Then takes earplugs and puts them in, as the speakers begin playing...MMMBOP!
Cake> ((I've never heard that song before. How bad is it?))
* Forsyth switches to That Damn Titanic Song
* Cake starts to collapse. It is now down to only four layers. It isn't giving up though.
Cake> %What will we do with a problem like Maria?%
* Forsyth switches to the Macarena
* Cake is now down two more layers. It switches to Yodel Hell. All yodel, all the time, commercial free, and 100% unsafe.
* Forsyth switches to a Spice Girls Greatest Hits medley
* Wirrit_Montaine starts humming the dragonhalf thing ^_^
* Cake falls down to the last layer in a spray of frosting. It now the super sonic attack. Basically the proverbially fat lady singing. Now the question is does Forsyth have a deathblow?
* Denzine throws a grenade at the Cake.
* Denzine shakes his head, calls himself an idiot, then throws a PRIMED grenade at the Cake...
* Relapse wonders if Wirrit has that J-Pop song with her.
* Cake swallows the grenade without stopping. When the explosion hits it bounces up about ten feat but that's it.
* Forsyth carefully pulls a CD from a case, and loads it into the player, with the greatest of care. Then, it begins. The Ketchup Song, performed by a J-Pop band, on accordion and bagpipe, with Brittney Spears doing the vocals.
* Wirrit_Montaine is already humming the J-pop song... ^_^
* Cake stops singing, quivers, pauses... and then explodes coating the whole chat in frosting. Particularly Forsyth.
* Forsyth takes a bow, amidst falling frosting and speakers. "Tada!"
Relapse> Well done. You've caked the channel in frosting.
* Cake is now known as Ryan_Galen
Denzine> "Yay." *eats the frosting* "Nummies."
* Ryan_Galen walks back in, wearing knee high boots.
* Guardian-Matrix has joined #GamingGuardians
* KF|HLRedemption sets mode: +v Guardian-Matrix
Lans> [Guardian-Matrix] - Attrition: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of ass. *fwoosh... pop* Guardian-Matrix: He can have some of mine. I could stand to loose some.".
Varakyn> *WB(Guardian-Matrix)WB* - <+Guardian-Matrix> Varakyn:Allows you to avoid X-Men fanboys at conventions? No wait, that's Uncanny X-Men Dodge.
Wirrit_Montaine> Heya GM
Guardian-Matrix> Hiya folks!
Relapse> GM.
Guardian-Matrix> 'Lapse.
Forsyth> 'lo GM
Ryan_Galen> Now Forsyth, can I get you to agree never to chibi me again?
* Ryan_Galen wave to GM. The entire chat but Ryan and you is coated in frosting.
* Wirrit_Montaine wipes some of the frosting off her face. "Yum."
* Relapse 's Cupboard shakes itself slightly. All icing falls off, and due to bizarre warps in space time, most fall on Relapse.
* Forsyth is chasing Ryan with a pie tin full of icing, frosting, and chibi dust
* Ryan_Galen blinks and then runs. He doesn't mind frosting, but he doesn't want to be chibi again tonight. ((Player doesn't mind though))
* Ryan_Galen looks up at his player. "Quite you!"
* Forsyth chases Ryan in circles around the room
* Ryan_Galen continues to run. He's agile, but so is Forsyth. Victory will depend on the proportion of wide open terrain compared to tight terrain.
* Ryan_Galen 's player ends up getting tired of the chase, so he creates an invisible wall infront of Ryan to aid Forsyth.
* Ryan_Galen slams into said wall.
* Forsyth slams into said Ryan, causing the chibi-pie to go flying from his hands, arcing up into the air, pausing, then falling toward...
* Tarlin has joined #GamingGuardians
* KF|HLRedemption sets mode: +v Tarlin
Tarlin> Hey guys
Relapse> Heya Tarlin.
Guardian-Matrix> Hi Tarlin!
Forsyth> ...Tarlin, who just walked in the door underneath said chibipie.

And we close the action there simply because the actual result isn't as funny as the action itself.

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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2008, 11:10:08 am »

The GG IRC chat turned into a speakeasy straight of 1920s film noir; here's the first part of it, with editing and some spell checking:

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[00:31] <+Relapse> *The night was dark, the weather was raining, and the atmosphere of dank depression rested heavilly on my heart. It was either that or my cast-iron chest, I couldn't tell anymore. Being half way to the bottom of a crate of whiskey did that to a mech.*
[00:35] <+ThothTheGrey> The night was cold and wet. It was raining cats and dogs. I know because I kept stepping on them on my way to the speakeasy. I'd need some bactine for the scratches.
[00:33] <+Wargolem|Security> The speakeasy was dark and quiet, and filled to the brim with women of every possible Variety. There was Bastlynn... a knockout dame with an undisputed mastery of the occult. But she had her own demons to deal with... There was Varakyn, my date for the Spring Festival - a dragon cursed to inhabit one of the hottest bodies in the joint. Some curse I say. There was Feina, the elementalist, a real fox if you get my meaning... There was Wirrit - a confuser that one. All evil and good at the same time. Then there was Shenalia... oh, wait...
The girls were spread out all over the place... Bastlynn sprawled out on the couch like the goddess her name was derived from, Varakyn in the beginnings of a heated argument with the bartender over just what "alcoholic" meant... Feina was just kinda sitting there... probably thinking about setting the place on fire... and Wirrit was in the corner, probably hatching some evil scheme...
Then there were the guys: There was Cale, a young barnstormer who would've been invaluable against the Krauts if it weren't for his age, and Denzine, a psycho with a talking suit that had a waaay more pleasant voice than he did. Forsyth... with an energy level akin to a newsboy trying to sell his last paper... and a tail... ferrets I tell ya... Helix was in his usual spot when I arrived. That being passed out in one of the backrooms. Kyn was here too - a sexy beast if one were inclined to swing that way, but he too had a troubled past - seems there were a lot of those going around. Lans was a fairy, but not the jovial kind you let offer you fashion advice. No, he had wings, and a brain to match the weirdness that implied. Then there was Relapse, Bastlynn's pet ninja. We'd be on better terms if she'd stop using me to make him jealous. But what's the fun in that? Now I know I mentioned Shenalia way back there with the girls, but my internal monologue was off track just a bit. Turns out Shenalia is a guy, and a planeswalker at that... once I figure out what that means I'll tell ya. Then there was Thoth the Grey, our resident Mickey Spillane and Dar rolled into one third-person kinda guy. He was showin' Wirrit the ropes of the local beastmaster rackets, and there seemed to be a lot more to him than I first thought…
Which brings us to me, our hero and humble narrator. I'm just an iron soldier with a talent for amusing internal monologue - which is now completed, so this prohibition-era show can get on the road with voices more pleasant than mine.
Then in walked Centaur Prime, one of those big Hollywood set designers with a flair for the dramatic that almost matched his talent for fixing things once I'd broken them.
[00:55] <+Cprime> Like the Cafeteria Floor
[00:56] <+Wargolem|Security> I realized all to late that I had forgotten to turn my internal monologue back on...
[00:56] <+Wargolem|Security> Yes, like the cafeteria floor.
[00:56] <+Wargolem|Security> How ya' doin' CP?
[00:57] <+Cprime> reasonably well. Bartender, what'ch ya got?
[00:57] <+Wargolem|Security> "Glad ta' hear it."
[00:57] * +Relapse sits close by Bastlynn, as appropriate, but not too close. Glaring daggers at Wargolem (when Bastlynn's not looking at him), he nurses half a glass of untouched bourbon on one hand.
[00:57] <+Bartender> "Well - depends on what yeh want and how much yer willin' to spend..."
[00:58] <+Wargolem|Security> "Prime's my special guest, just put it on my tab."
[00:58] * +Bartender nods to Wargolem with a smile.
[00:59] * +Kyn eyes Relapse warily. Ninjas are always trouble. Always
[00:59] <+Bartender> "No problem - what's your poison?"
[00:59] <+Cprime> "Nothing too expensive, but something better than bathtub whisky."
[00:59] * +Denzine sits in a corner, playing Russien Roulette with an automatic.
[00:59] * +Bartender nods and pours a drink, gin and tonic.
[01:00] <+Wargolem|Security> "An' I'll have some of that new Russian hootch... least the Reds are good for something."
[01:00] * +Bartender passes it over to Cprime. "Jus' lemme know if y' need anything else."
[01:00] <+ThothTheGrey> "Preserving the dead. The Soviets are the best in the world at that."
[01:00] * +Bartender flashes a thumbs up to Wargolem and serves up the drink.
[01:00] * +Relapse feels eyes on him and shifts his glare to Kyn. The glare turns to a blank dismissal as he puts the glass back on the table in front of him and sizes up at the newly entered speakeasy customer.
[01:00] * @Varakyn saunters ovet to Wargolem "And he'll be getting me a scotch, won't you, Wargolem?"
[01:01] <+Wargolem|Security> "Darn right, a woman without a drink in her hand might start picketing outside."
[01:01] <+Cprime> "Thank ya sir."
[01:01] * +Denzine stared at his gun, wondering what happened to the bullets, then realized he'd left the safety on. He flicked it off, feeling a little silly, and put the Luger back in its' place.
[01:02] <+Wargolem|Security> ((let's just assume the bartender is a subservient NPC - since bartender conversations aren't much fun for groups))
[01:02] <+Bastlynn> ".... Is anyone going to stop him? It'd be a mite messy in here to explain..."
[01:02] * +Bastlynn gestures at Denzine.
[01:02] * +Kyn watches the ninja a moment longer before walking up to the bar and ordering some sake.
[01:02] <@Varakyn> "Let him play; he's never made a mess before. Always forgets to load it or take the safety off."
[01:03] <+Bastlynn> "Ah... good. There's only so many public officials I can bribe in a month to ignore bodies...."
[01:03] * +Kyn downs his drink.
[01:03] <+Kyn> "Who brought the ninja?"
[01:03] * +Relapse starts to stand to take care of it, but pauses at Varakyn's comment. At Bastlynn's confirmal of situation he retakes his seat.
[01:03] * +Bastlynn smiles, making it sound like that was a light joke... really.
[01:03] * +Kyn doesn't address anyone as he says this.
[01:03] <+ThothTheGrey> "Depends on what bodies you want them to ignore, Bast. Give them the right body, living and willing, and they'll look the other way for just about anything."
[01:03] <+Bastlynn> "Mine..."
[01:04] <+Wargolem|Security> Then in walked Writer... the Canuck of Maple Euron fame... he was a bit on the young side, but he spun a mean story from the bottom of a glass of whatever...
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This went on until 4:45, with a lot of fun RPing all around.
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2008, 11:10:28 am »

[23:03] <+Guardian-Matrix> Hi Tizak!
[23:03] <+Wargolem|Security> Tizzle my Nizzle Dizzle... it's the T-I-Z'ay-Kizzle
[23:03] <+Tizak> 'lo again
[23:03] * +Tizak cringes at the golem rap
[23:03] <@Wirrit|HFM> *lol at Golly*
[23:03] <+Forsyth> Okay, I should either edit this story, or work on a script. For whenever I get around to finishing enough to need an artist. heh
[23:04] * +Guardian-Matrix winces as WG's greetings for Tizak grow steadily more horrifying.
[23:04] <@Gorbash_Kazdar> rofl @ G-M
[23:04] * +Wargolem|Security just watched 8 Mile AND parodied the thong song for Rhiannon... it's rap night
[23:04] <+Guardian-Matrix> Oh god..
[23:04] <+Denzine> 'lo Tizak.
[23:04] <@Wirrit|HFM> .. Now may be our only chance to gold plate 'im, give him some chains, and put 'im in the pimpmobile....
[23:05] <@Gorbash_Kazdar> heheheh
[23:05] * +Wargolem|Security grabs a mic and a blue do-rag from the cupboard
[23:05] <+Wargolem|Security> "Alright check it..."
[23:05] <+Forsyth> "I pity da fool that messes with Wargolem.{
[23:05] * @Wirrit|HFM starts electroplating Golly ^_^
[23:05] * +Relapse grabs earplugs from the Cupboard and waits.
[23:05] <+Tizak> I would've thought golem would be more into metal.
[23:05] <+Guardian-Matrix> :  rum sting::
[23:06] <+Wargolem|Security> "I got five on it... bling bling... with these phat new ID's... I got five one it... coal blunts for you and me..."
[23:07] <+Wargolem|Security> "I gots mic skills... these new cards and losin' the contest made me feel ill... but I gots to spread the congratulations... to all the carded av's in the GG nation..."
[23:08] <+Wargolem|Security> "I roll mad dice... screw Vanilla Ice... this is Wargolem... representin' the West End Games Side..."
[23:08] <@Gorbash_Kazdar> lol
[23:08] <+Tizak> golem in the hizzouse, y'all
[23:08] <+Wargolem|Security> "I rock metal... dance to swing... Wirrit's electroplating me... now I'm covered in bling bling..."
[23:08] <@Gorbash_Kazdar> bringing tha beat with them mad skillz
[23:08] <+Shenalia> yo yo
[23:08] * +Guardian-Matrix gets out her lighter... but quickly realizes IRC text doesn't burn...
[23:09] * KFAFK is now known as Killfrenzy
[23:09] <+Tizak> monitors melt though (grumble)
[23:09] <+Wargolem|Security> But I still sing sing... with a swing... in that gangsta lean... keepin it mean... but now I'm out homies... peace in the Middle East!"
[23:10] * +Wargolem|Security kisses his mic, tips his forty of motor oil, and returns his rapper gear to the cupboard.
[23:10] * +Forsyth looks over DigitalWebbing fora.
[23:10] * +Relapse returns his earplugs to the same place.
[23:10] <+Wargolem|Security> Part of me wishes I could play that off as a bad dream...
[23:11] * @Gorbash_Kazdar begins to copy/paste for forum
[23:11] <@GraveyardGreg> Oooooooooh, this new look is looking good
[23:11] * @Wirrit|HFM grins. "Heh. I just wanted to see what you'd look like in gold ^_^
[23:11] <+Wargolem|Security> PLATINUM... bling bling is platinum
[23:11] <@Wirrit|HFM> Hey, sure. Platinum's great too ^_^
[23:11] <+Wargolem|Security> Don' make me rap atcha some more
[23:12] <+Wargolem|Security> I gotta remember to add a wife-beater, some baggy jeans, and a pair of LUGS to my wardrobe...
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2008, 11:10:46 am »

After getting disconnected three times in attempts to perform this number, WG finally managed to get out a parody in honor of Rhiannon Amazona getting carded.

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[02:54] <+Wargolem|Security> okay, now I know this song is cursed
[02:54] * @Wirrit_Montaine continues listening raptly
[02:54] <+Amazona> And what song is this?
[02:55] * @Wirrit_Montaine uncurses the song.
[02:55] * +Amazona curses AT the song, for not working for the nice golem.
[02:55] <+Wargolem|Security> "But I said I was gonna sing it... and Wargolem the Dragon keeps his word..."
[02:55] * @Varakyn shushes everyone
[02:55] * +Wargolem|Security flexes his arm - revealing several jailhouse rune tattoos.
[02:56] * +Amazona notes that a couple of them spell out rude phrases in Garou.
[02:56] <+Wargolem|Security> "Now where was I? Awww yeah... This song goes out to a Special Lady... in honor of her getting all carded and stuff."
[02:56] <+Wargolem|Security> "She's the Shiznit... the Bling in my bling bling
[02:56] <+Wargolem|Security> "Keepin it real... Garou-style. You better ask somebody."
[02:57] * +Amazona wonders if the song has anything to do with how drunk the golem was last night, but keeps her peace and listens.
[02:57] * +Wargolem|Security queues the DJ... and phat beats start rolling in the background... reminding everyone of a certain Sisqo song...
[02:57] <+Wargolem|Security> "Kick it."
=Ed. typo corrected version inserted=
[03:01] The Exalted Thong Song (with a few props to Sisqo, but not many)
[03:01] -
[03:01] This song right here
[03:01] Is to let the ladies know
[03:01] What golems talk about
[03:01] You know, the finer things in life
[03:01] a heh heh heh
[03:01] Check it Out
[03:01] -
[03:01] Black noir dress so scandalous
[03:01] And you know another gamer can't handle it
[03:01] So you shakin that braid like you's the ish
[03:01] With a look in yer eyes so feral-lish
[03:01] Uh
[03:01] -
[03:01] You like to dance to hip tracks, tracks
[03:01] And you lay down a fair share of smacks
[03:01] Not just techno she don't like the pop
[03:01] 'Cause she was Livin' La Vida Loca
[03:01] -
[03:02] She had fur like a wolf, wolf, wolf
[03:02] Legs like what, what, what
[03:02] Lady's gonna kick my butt, butt, butt
[03:02] If I sing it again
[03:02] -
[03:02] She had fur like a wolf, wolf, wolf
[03:02] Legs like what, what, what
[03:02] All game long
[03:02] Let me see that thong
[03:02] -
[03:02] I like it when the cards go
[03:02] Duh dun duh
[03:02] Lady make your ID go
[03:02] Duh dun duh
[03:02] Lady I know you wanna show
[03:02] Duh dun duh
[03:02] That thong thong thong thong thong
[03:02] -
[03:02] I like it when the cards go
[03:02] Duh dun duh
[03:02] Lady make your ID go
[03:02] Duh dun duh
[03:02] Lady I know you wanna show
[03:02] Duh dun duh
[03:02] -
[03:02] That thong thong thong thong thong
[03:02]
[02:59] <+Wargolem|Security> (Repeat as required to fill in the repetitive dance lyrics)
[02:59] <+Wargolem|Security> "Yeah... Wargolem the Dragon... representing the West End Games side!"
[02:59] <@Varakyn> keepin it real and kickin it with tha new style
[02:59] * @Wirrit_Montaine applauds
[02:59] * +Amazona applauds, smirking.
[03:00] * +Wargolem|Security flashes several gang signs - recognizable only to people who have game mastered HoL.
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2008, 11:10:59 am »

CaleArin> ((would *YOU* throw a 400-year-old sword that had been passed down from generation to generation, and was one of the most important objects in your life?))
Tizak-San> (yes)
CaleArin> ((...))
Wirrit-San> (( Most likely. ))
CaleArin> ((you have no honor...))
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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2008, 11:11:15 am »

Tizak wanted to know why golems are better than ninjas... so I showed him:
* Bastlynn has left #GamingGuardians
* Wargolem|Security sighs... another one lost to the myth that ninjas are better then golems...
Tizak> A myth?
Wargolem|Security> Tizak: yes... a complete fairytale... golems are waaaay better than ninjas
Tizak> Hm.. do you have evidence to back this up?
* Tizak is now known as Ninja
* Ninja eyes up the golem
Wargolem|Security> Yes Tizak, I have lots of evidence... 1. Golems are bigger and stronger than ninja.
* Lans throws pointy rocks at the ninha
Little_Quinn> Ninja. . . and he's disguised as a hedge. Ingenious.
Wargolem|Security> 2. Golems are waaay cooler looking than ninja.
Little_Quinn> Unless drawn by coons.
Wargolem|Security> 3. Golems never assassinated Oda Nobunaga... thus allowing for the rise of the shogunate and it's repression, however, they did protect the Jewish people from pogroms an persecution in Prague...
Wargolem|Security> 4. 9 out of 10 Wirrits prefer golems to ninjas.
Wirrit|StillHappy> ^_^
* Lans immagines 10 wirrits being in one place at the same time
Wargolem|Security> 5. Golems are immune to the sneak-attacks that provide the ninja their only edge in combat.
* Ninja leaps at golem
Wargolem|Security> 6. This particular golem has at least seven groupies, while the resident ninja on the chat has only one... and she just owns him
* Lurker37 has no groupies, only a couple of moths...
Wargolem|Security> So, as you can see... Golems are much cooler than Ninjas
* Ninja breaks his sword on the golem, then bounces off it, fracturing his skull
* Lans prods the ninja with a stick
Lans> i think its dead..
Little_Quinn> We'll now deep fry the ninja and sacrifice him at a shrine for Golem worship.
Wargolem|Security> which leads me to #7. Ninjas drop like flies.
* Ninja withdraw tactically.. in a mystical crawling sorta way
Wargolem|Security> While golems remain difficult as ever to kill.
Ninja> fear are the bad english using of me!
Little_Quinn> #8 Golems are shiney.
* Lans grabs the ninja before he can tactically escape "your not getting out of this one mister"
Wargolem|Security> Thank you Quinn
MAK> But Konoichin are cute
* Ninja throws a smoke grenade at the ground, coughs and chokes
Wargolem|Security> 9. Golems are immune to non-magical weapons...
* Lans keeps his grip on the ninja
* Wargolem|Security snags a spear from the cupboard - 'cause golems like spears
* Wargolem|Security commences to making the killing gestures on Ninja with his trusty spear.
* Ninja dies, quickly
Wargolem|Security> whereas... ninjas most assuredly are not.
* Lans laughs that the ninja died from gestures
Wargolem|Security> 10. Cause I said so... got a problem with that?
Lans> errrrr hes kinda dead wargolem..
Wargolem|Security> I didn't think so
Little_Quinn> I thought #10 was that you were packing a plasma caster and he only has a sword.
Wargolem|Security> that's a good one too, but my plasma cannon would miss... like it usually does
Wargolem|Security> so it isn't a good example

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Re: mIRC Chat Sillyness
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2008, 11:11:37 am »

OOC:
In response to the “Golem are better then Ninjas” Post, the chat presents...

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Relapse> Did you read the mirc silliness post by Wargolem of Golems vs. Ninja?
Ryan_Galen> Nope.
Bastlynn> eh?
Bastlynn> hope...
Bastlynn> nope rather
Relapse> Have a read, and then I'm going to retal.
Godorito> okey dokey
Bastlynn> *FACEPALM*
Relapse> Tell me when you're done.
Bastlynn> *giggles horribly*
Bastlynn> ok ok - WG - that's just bad
Bastlynn> me done readin now
* Ryan_Galen is still reading.
* Relapse waits then.
* Ryan_Galen finishes and laughs his head off.
Relapse> Ok, in response.
Relapse> 12 Reasons why Ninja are better then Golems.
Bastlynn> Ooooohhhh
Relapse> 1. Ninja know the plural form of things better than Golems. 1 Ninja, many ninja.
* Ryan_Galen grins.
Relapse> 2. Black. Black goes with _everything_.
Bastlynn> True on that - can't even see bloodstains in it.
Relapse> Handy.
Relapse> 3. Golems may be bigger 'n' stronger, but ninja are quicker and lither.
Godorito> But Golemns are SHINEY!
Godorito> SHINEY I SAY!
Relapse> Godo: Makes them easy to see in the dark, wouldn't you say?
Bastlynn> Unless they get rusty...
Godorito> But they are shiney.
* Relapse dances around Wargolem to prove the quicker point.
Bastlynn> So
Godorito> wait, that's not a reason
Bastlynn> so a good silver spoon... 
Relapse> 4. Compare, how many Ninja movies are there vs. how many Golem movies out there?
Bastlynn> oohhh
Godorito> does Frank count?
Relapse> Depends on the "Golem" definition we're using.
Godorito> OH! do the robot movies of teh 60s count?
Relapse> Frank's more of a Zombie composite.
Bastlynn> Well in either case - we'll continue 
Relapse> Robot movies are sci fi 'bots, not golems :-)
Relapse> 5. Same for books/ games/ etc.
Godorito> darn foiled again
Relapse> 6. The Golem prefers quantity with groupies. Ninja get quality.
* Wirrit|School is now known as Wirrit|Returns
Godorito> I'm gonna have to go with quaNTITY
Godorito> oops caps
Relapse> Heya Wirrit.
Wirrit|Returns> Greetings Punninja.
Godorito> Hello.
Wirrit|Returns> Godorito?
Relapse> 7. I can think of many Ninja web sites devoted to the coolness of Ninja. How many kids want to be Golems when they grow up?
Wirrit|Returns> Are you new, or an alt of someone?
Godorito> Of course I would have to.... being a abrd an all.
* Ryan_Galen waves, hands Wirrit popcorn and holds a quite sign.
* Bastlynn poses in place.
Wirrit|Returns> Hmm.
Godorito> I am brand new
* Godorito shows inspection sticker
* Relapse 's Cupboard supplies a heavenly aura around Bastlynn, with a choir singing angelic tunes.
Relapse> 8. Golems are immune to D&D style non-magical weapons, Ninja don't get hit by weapons. And 'sides, how much semtex is required before its considered magical?
* Bastlynn smiles brightly.
* Godorito plays along on Chelly.
* Crux-Away has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Relapse> 9. Ninja have had lunchboxes sold with pictures of them on it. Merchandising.
Anthony> wow. dis Wargolem and praise Bastlynn in one sentence.
Godorito> Hee hee semtex... Golemns in Thigh highs
Anthony> he quick.
Godorito> wait... that's not right
Bastlynn> ....
Relapse> heh. Latex golem, disturbing.
Bastlynn> continue 'lapse if ye please?
Relapse> 10. Ninja have been invited to many parties, whereas this Golem's had to hold his own.
Godorito> um...ouch
Anthony> Such enmity.
Relapse> 11. If that Golem's trying to claim Jewish heretige, let's see his chem.
Godorito> hey a learned slam
Godorito> don't se many of those
Bastlynn> Ow...
Relapse> (( 11.5 Ninja are willing to do research ;-) ))
* Godorito laughs so hard he misses a chord
Relapse> 12. Couldn't stop at only 10 things for Ninja better than Golem, whilst the Golem was struggling.
Bastlynn> And we know from previous fact that that Golem doesn't go down when you rub his forehead....
* Bastlynn looks around quickly for Denzine just in case...
Relapse> Bast: yeah.... heh
Godorito> Um.. I ahve no idea what that means
Relapse> So there. Yay ninja.
Bastlynn> *blinks and looks at wirrit*
Bastlynn> What does this say about Karl?
* Ryan_Galen laughs his face off and then grabs the whole thing to post to the mIRC sillyness.
Wirrit|Returns> I'm sensing some anger here.... You dislike da Golem?
Relapse> !!!
Wirrit|Returns> Well, Karl is just cool.
Relapse> I love the golem. I just don't like his dissing me while I'm not here to defend.
Bastlynn> *hugs relaspe*
* Anthony waves to Wirrit.
Bastlynn> it's okie - he was kidding... i think
Godorito> There must be compromise.... what about teh 10 things that are superior about NINJA GOLEMNS!
Wirrit|Returns> Karl is the ultimate of golemhood, so of course he's better than average... and better than your average ninja. *glance at Relapse* Plus he's in the comic, so that rocks
Relapse> I'd hope we're both kidding, really.
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